People Say the Darnest Things

Wish to see you throughout my life.
Probably the best compliment ever received but the writer elopes every time an opportunity "to see" presents itself.


After my exams, I am going to follow your ways to the hilt… like right now, the way you sip your coffee and eat your toast…
An “aspirant”


Hi! Nothing important but you sound very attractive. Sorry to bother you if you r tied up with some work..
An SMS received after I called on an unknown number received as a missed call. On questioning whether I KNEW him, he replies

No you do not.. n I am what u will not appreciate knowing me. Take care.

But it didn’t end there mind you. This surprisingly decent sounding guy, then had the audacity to call! Upon asking the simple question whether it was a crank call (I deserved to know), the guy owns up that he probably dialled his friend’s number wrongly and then very apologetically asked for my permission to continue talking. Now why on earth would I chat up a stranger in the middle of the night?!? So I courteously hang up and then receive another message:

Can we be friends?

Oh man, I just wish that he would GET A LIFE.
Wondering about my response, are you????
Silence is gold right and so is a cell switched OFF!


Any new developments?
My dad’s cipher for asking me about my upcoming result, having forbidden him from uttering the ‘R’ word.


Its not Himu... its Himani Mausi, please say Himani mausi..
My six year old nephew pleading his grandmother (my aunt) to not call me "Himu".


In a state of dilemma, I did...
Me on committing THE mistake of my life...


So did you ever imagine we would end up like this...
The utterer of these unbelievably insane words when on a date while eating ice cream wishes to remain anonymous..